Found: Half eaten green tomatoes in Brandon's garden (I don't garden!)
Suspect: Dryfus. Would our well behaved canine really do such a thing? Do dogs even like tomatoes, and green ones for that matter!
Evidence: He has eaten 2 trees in our yard! His face often smells like tomato plants. Dirty paws!
Verdict: He definitely did it!
Sentence: Supervised visit in the yard until tomato season is over. (More of a punishment for me than him since I have to be the one to sit outside with him in the sweltering heat!)
BUT WAIT! New evidence of a framing has arrived to set the record straight.
We found HUGE tomato eating caterpillars (technically, tomato worms). I'm sure Dryfus was after the caterpillars! He is now free to roam the yard without supervision once again.
2 comments:
Poor little wrongly accused doggy.
Brandon do you think those ginormous tomato worms would catch fish?? Perhaps we should tie one up and give it a go. Good eye private eye.
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